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| Did you hear about the new service offered by United Airlines? Apparently, they now fly you directly to your workplace. |    |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged wtc , united airlines , world trade center , 911 - Current Score: 167 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A man goes to the World Trade Center. He says "I want to buy a jumbo jet" "We don't sell jumbo jets here sir", was the reply. "Well you've got one in the window!" | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged world , wtc , 911 , trade , centre , world trade centre , america , usa , jumbo , jet , jumbo jet , jets , plane , planes , crash , window , windows - Current Score: 165 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. 110 stories in 10 seconds. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , wtc - Current Score: 75 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Why are the New York police and firemen the finest in the world? Because you can now run them through a sieve. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 911 , wtc - Current Score: 36 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Firemen recently pulled a hot dog vendor from the ruins of the WTC. Apparently, his first words were "Who ordered the two jumbos?" | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , wtc - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Why was the cleaner at the World Trade Center fired? Because he left the landing lights on. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , wtc - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What's the difference between 9/11 and the Oklahoma City Bombings? Once again, foreigners have proven that they can do it better and more efficiently. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , wtc , oklahoma city bombings - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| "New York, New York; so good they hit it twice." | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , wtc - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What was the last pizza order from the World Trade Center? Two large plains. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 911 , wtc , pizza - Current Score: 23 - Added: 1 year ago
| How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up? The rest of your life. | |
Joke by coathanger, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 9/11 , wtc - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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