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| Three nurses sneak into the morgue and see a man lying on a slab with a giant hard on. The first nurse says, "this is too good to waste," so she hitches up her dress, climbs on and fucks it for all she's worth. When she finishes, nurse number two also decides it's too good to waste, so she too climbs on and fucks with all her might. When she finishes, they both tell nurse number three to have a go, but she refuses saying that she can't because she's on her period. After some thought, she decides that it won't matter, as he's dead anyway, so she mounts him and fucks until she's exhausted. As she finishes and climbs off, the man suddenly sits up. "Oh, we're so sorry," said the nurses, "but we thought you were dead." "I was," said the man, "but, after two jump-starts and a blood transfusion, I'm feeling better than I've felt in years." |    |
Joke by ged, in Sex and shit > Itatians - Tagged nurses , corpse , transfusion , wut - Current Score: 49 - Added: 5 months ago
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