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| I read that Simon Cowell is extremely wealthy and spends 500k on his personal security every year. Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper if he tried to be a little bit less of a cunt? |    |
Joke by marley, in Celebrity and news events > X-factor - Tagged xfactor , simon cowell , jimmy carr - Current Score: 220 - Added: 3 months ago
| I remember on The X Factor there was a 25-year-old black woman with five kids who'd previously been a crack addict. Simon Cowell said she was a "unique person". I think we can all tell he hasn't been to Croydon recently. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Celebrity and news events > X-factor - Tagged the x factor , black , five kids , crack , cocaine , croydon , xfactor - Current Score: 192 - Added: 3 months ago
| Terrible news has just emerged from backstage at the X-Factor!! It's going to be on again next week. | |
Joke by RossGreen88, in Celebrity and news events > X-factor - Tagged shite , xfactor - Current Score: 191 - Added: 1 month ago
| I'm thinking of applying for X Factor next year. Do you think I should go for the dead parent story, or should I just rock up in a wheelchair? | |
Joke by vampy-dav, in Celebrity and news events > x-factor - Tagged viz , xfactor - Current Score: 135 - Added: 4 months ago
| I've spent the last few days preparing for my audition for The X Factor. My wheelchair's arrived, so now I'm just bonding with my next door neighbour's retarded kid for when I take him along to guarantee my place in the final. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Celebrity and news events > X-factor - Tagged sob story , retard , the x factor , xfactor - Current Score: 100 - Added: 3 months ago
| Noel Gallagher has had a rant about The X Factor and says the ITV show has 'absolutely nothing to do with music'. Its taken you four series to realise this Noel, not the sharpest person in Manchester are you? | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > X-factor - Tagged xfactor , noel gallagher , music - Current Score: 40 - Added: 1 month ago
| Barack Obama has just announced the death of his grandmother a day before the US Presidential election. Should've auditioned for X-Factor. | |
Joke by dandan, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged barack , obama , grandmother , xfactor - Current Score: 24 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| There was so many applicants to this years X Factor that they had to split it into three categories. Dead Dads Teen Mums and Bullied Kids. | |
Joke by AS, in Celebrity and news events > X-factor - Tagged xfactor , fucking same old shit , argumental - Current Score: 20 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I hear you can now buy an "X Factor Winner" doll. You switch it on and it sings one song, then does nothing for 10 years. | |
Joke by kissmyarse, in Celebrity and news events > X-factor - Tagged xfactor , doll , wankers - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 day ago
| There were so many applicants for this year's X Factor the auditions had to be divided into different categories: Dead Dads, Teen Mums and Bullied Kids | |
Joke by SteRDLK, in Celebrity and news events > X-factor - Tagged xfactor , dead dads , teen mums , bullied kids , argumental - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 days ago
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