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| Ah, it's the time of day when all the American inbred retards swarm the site and think, "Don't get that. Must be crap. Vote it down, down, down." I have visited American so-called 'Sick Joke' sites and the wankers actually apologise after posting a sick joke! Strange how they find sick jokes offensive, but don't mind bombing the fuck out of innocent human beings (us British included)! Well, here's a little friendly fire for all you God-fearing, nappy-wearing, sister-shagging retards: Fuck off and find a knock-knock joke site. That will be much more to your shandy-drinking style, I think. |    |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , wankers , rednecks , yanks - Current Score: 1873 - Added: 4 months, 25 days ago
| Its 11 am GMT and the American jokes are being voted down. Once again proving the fucking yanks have no sense of humour. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged yank , yanks , americans , fat bastards , rascist - Current Score: 163 - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago
| How many yanks does it take to change a light bulb? Fuck knows, they're all too fat to get up. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged fat , yanks , american , light bulb - Current Score: 151 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago
| Gulf War : 64 British soldiers killed Gulf War 2 : 75 British soldiers killed Afghanistan : 28 British soldiers killed Carlsberg don't do friendly fire incidents...... the fucking Yanks have cornered the market. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged yanks , carlsberg - Current Score: 130 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
| A young British soldier lost his head during a fire fight and ran for cover some distance from the action. He had not only lost his prized beret but had also lost his webbing and weapon. He was crouched down behind a wall when he felt a hand grip his shoulder and heard a calming American voice behind him say, "What the fuck do you think you're doing here, soldier? Think of your regiment...get back there and do what you're paid to do." The young soldier got himself back under control and said, "Sorry, mate, you're right." The voice behind him bellowed, "MATE? I am an American Officer!" The young soldier replied, "Sorry, Sir, I didn't realise I'd run back that far." | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged british , soldier , war , yanks - Current Score: 124 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago
| How many Yanks does it take to change a light bulb? None: they assume the sun shines out of their arses. | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged light bulb , yanks , arses , sun - Current Score: 107 - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago
| This is apparently a true story... A British Airways 747 was making its approach to Heathrow Airport when the pilot came over the intercom and said: "If you look out of the left hand windows of the plane, you will see Windsor Castle, one of Englands most historic and beautiful landmarks". At which point, an American tourist pipes up: "Gee, what a silly place to build a castle, right underneath a busy flight path". | |
Joke by oldskooliain1982, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged yanks , americans , stupid cunts - Current Score: 103 - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago
| Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. | |
Joke by steview, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged beer , yanks - Current Score: 65 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago
| What's a cock and the space shuttle got in common? Seven yanks and they both explode. | |
Joke by nortybollox, in Celebrity and news events > Space Shuttle - Tagged cock , yanks - Current Score: 54 - Added: 4 months ago
| How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? 36 1 to change the bulb, when the need for it to be changed has almost passed. 2 to smash half of the working bulbs when trying to remove the dead bulb. 3 to make the task of changing the bulb look more difficult than it is. 4 to tell the world that if it wasn't for them all the other bulbs would be speaking German. 5 to have an argument with the Russian bulb changers. 6 to threaten to nuke all the other bulbs. 7 to moan about this ironic look at Americans and vote it down. 8 to say if you don't vote this down you're a Communist, terrorist, gay, surrender monkey. You forgot cheese eating | |
Joke by Guest?, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , american stupidity , yanks - Current Score: 50 - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago
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