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An insect falls into a mug of beer

Englishman: Throws his mug away and walks out

American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer

Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away

Indian : Sells the beer to the American, the insect to the Chinese and gets a fresh beer for himself

Pakistani : Accuses the Indian of putting the insect in his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and gets a loan from the American to buy another beer. The Paki then moves to England and claims benefits.
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Joke by mycockisbiggerthanyours, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged english , englishman , american , america , usa , united states , china , chinese , gook , indian , paki , pakistani , pakistan , beer , loan , kashmir , yanky  - Current Score: 59 - Added: 7 months ago

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