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| For years I thought my dad suffered from Tourettes. Turns out he just thought I was a fucking cunt. |    |
Joke by stu71, in Illness and mortality > Tourettes - Tagged dad , cunt , swearing , years , tourettes - Current Score: 251 - Added: 5 months ago
| A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my load in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still fucking talking aren't you?" | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged kinky , sex , blow , load , ear , mouth , years , wife , man - Current Score: 195 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Just won a year's supply of Marmite! One fucking jar! | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged marmite , years , supply , tim vine - Current Score: 104 - Added: 10 months ago
| Why did the chav get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? Because on the box it said, "From 2-4 years." | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chavs , jigsaw , chav , puzzle , jigsaw puzzle , months , month , year , years , box - Current Score: 56 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I haven't seen my ex in years. That's got to be credit to witness protection. | |
Joke by crafty, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged rape , years , ex , witness protection - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago
| The history of human medicine: "I have a sore throat." 2000 BC : "eat this root." 1200 AD : "That root is heathen, say this prayer." 1500 AD : "That prayer is superstition, drink this elixir." 1800 AD : "That elixir is snake oil, take this pill." 1900 AD : "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic." 2000 AD : "That antibiotic is artificial - here, why don't you eat this root?" | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > Medicine - Tagged medicine , antibiotic , root , throat , cures , years , time - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Why are monkeys so pissed off? Because in a few million years they will become black. | |
Joke by cal cal, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged monkey , black , nigger million , years - Current Score: 6 - Added: 5 months ago
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