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| What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono. |    |
Joke by JossDude, in Celebrity and news events > The Beatles - Tagged beatles , yoko ono , dead , beatle , yellow - Current Score: 424 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green Paint. | |
Joke by DDJ, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged one-liners , paint , yellow , green - Current Score: 296 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What do Gary Glitter and a Kodak film have in common? They both come in a small yellow box. | |
Joke by caliban, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , paedophile , paedophilia , paedo , box , yellow , come , cum , gary , glitter - Current Score: 150 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Apparently, the Beijing Olympics will be the 'Greenest' ever. I'm not sure about that, but they'll definitely be the yellowest....... | |
Joke by rs79, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged green , yellow , slimey asian dog eaters - Current Score: 111 - Added: 3 months ago
| Wearing a yellow ribbon isn't going to help find Maddie. Have you thought about a yellow shovel, yellow scuba-gear or a yellow bloodhound? | |
Joke by greenycrimson, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , yellow , ribbon , shovel , scuba , bloodhound , maddie - Current Score: 96 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What's yellow and very dangerous? The discharge from my penis. | |
Joke by binso, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged yellow , dangerous , penis , sti - Current Score: 39 - Added: 6 months ago
| In the UK, we have yellow buses for mentally disabled and physically disabled kids. In America, yellow buses are used for ALL children... | |
Joke by RENDLE, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged america , yellow , buses - Current Score: 37 - Added: 3 months ago
| Why do Chinese people like Coldplay? Cause they're alllll Yellow ♪ | |
Joke by conoconut, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged chinese , coldplay , yellow - Current Score: 32 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| What's yellow and looks funny on a baby? A JCB. | |
Joke by We Are The Lemon, in Illness and mortality > Dead Babies - Tagged dead , baby , dead baby , yellow , jcb , funny - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
| Why didn't the Chinaman use the Olympics to speak out about his barbaric and repressive totalitarian government? He was too yellow. | |
Joke by TGS, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged chinaman , chicken , yellow - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months ago
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