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What's the difference between Australia and a pot of yoghurt?

If you leave the lid off a pot of yoghurt, it will eventually develop a culture.
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Joke by Weetobix, in Religion and racism > Australians - Tagged australia , yoghurt , culture  - Current Score: 77 - Added: 8 months ago

I ate twenty yoghurts in a row last night.

I was mullered.
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Joke by ghost, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged yoghurt , mullered , ate  - Current Score: 29 - Added: 6 months ago

Two young brothers 5 & 6 were playing in a sandpit, one of them finds a condom so they decide to take it home to show mom. "mummy what's this?" says one of the boys, mummy slaps his bum and sends both of them up to bed. One brother looks at the other and says "mummy was pretty mad with us, should we tell her that we sucked the yoghurt out of it..."I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged condoms , sperm , cum , yoghurt  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 1 year ago

What’s the difference between a Leb and yoghurt?

Yoghurt has a decent culture.
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Joke by immortalshadow666, in Religion and racism > Lebanese - Tagged lebs , yoghurt , yogurt , culture  - Current Score: -1 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

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