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| In a second grade class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?" "How old is your mother, dear?" asks the teacher. "Forty." she replies. "Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant." The little girl then asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?" "Well, dear, how old is your sister?" The little girl answers, "Nineteen." "Oh yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant." The little girl then asks, "Can I get pregnant?" "How old are you, dear?" The little girl answers, "I'm seven years old." "No, dear, you can't get pregnant..." Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, "See, I told you we had nothing to worry about." |    |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Little Girl/little Boy - Tagged kids , pregnant , mother , teacher , girl , boy , young - Current Score: 301 - Added: 9 months ago
| Ted was a wealthy 70-year-old. He'd been a widower for years. One day, Ted shows up at the yacht club bar with a stunning 25 year-old blonde. The woman has the body of a centerfold pin-up, and is in a very skimpy red dress. She has legs that just won't quit, and she hangs over Ted's arm full time, focused intently on every syllable he utters. Naturally, his buddies at the club are stunned. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, "Ted, come on; where'd you get such a trophy babe for a girlfriend?!" Ted replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" Now they're completely knocked over. They continue their questioning: "Alright, how'd you get her to marry you?! Tell us!" "Well, I sorta lied about my age," Ted admits. "Really? How old did you say you were? 50?" Ted smiles and says, "Nope! I told her I was 90!" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Illness and mortality > Age - Tagged marriage , young , old , girlfriend , wife - Current Score: 160 - Added: 6 months ago
| What's the difference between Gary Glitter and his songs? Nothing, they both touched me when I was young. | |
Joke by doubletee, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary , glitter , touched , paedo , difference , young , songs - Current Score: 126 - Added: 2 months ago
| An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?" The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly." | |
Joke by maddog2840, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged old , men , young , brides , sex , pegnant - Current Score: 118 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A farmer buys a young rooster to impregnate his chickens. The young rooster struts into the barn and yells to the old rooster, “Get out, old man! This is my barn now!” “Tell you what,” says the old rooster. “I’ll race you around the farm; winner gets all the chicks.” The old rooster takes off toward the front of the house with the young rooster chasing him. The farmer takes one look at the roosters, pulls out his shotgun, and blows the young one away. “Darn it,” says the farmer. “That’s the third gay rooster I’ve bought this month!” | |
Joke by McLOVIN, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged chickens , gay , man , farmer , shotgun , young , house , rooster - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| I was walking through the streets of Thailand when a small girl asked if I wanted sex with her. "No, thank you," I said. "You're far too young." "How do you know my name?" she asked. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Age - Tagged thailand , sex , young , girl - Current Score: 65 - Added: 8 months, 23 days ago
| What's the best thing about a ten year old girl? Flip her over and you've got a ten year old boy. What's the best thing about a ten year old boy? No need to flip. | |
Joke by caliban, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , paedophilia , gay , paedo , kid , kids , child , children , girl , boy , girls , boys , young , flip - Current Score: 54 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A young Mum wrote:While, I was recovering from surgery and spending most of the day in bed, my seven year old son asked me why I didn't get a boyfriend, since my husband (his Dad) had run off. I told him the television is my new boyfriend, he entertains me all the time. And, even though he sometimes doesn't start, I just give it a few hard whacks on the side and it comes back on and I'm happy as a lark for hours. He was satisfied with the explanation and walked away. Sunday the pastor stopped by to check on my recovery. My son answered the door. The pastor smiled and asked, "Is your Mom busy, son?" My little one looked up at him and replied, "Yes, sir, she's in the bedroom banging her new boyfriend and once she gets him started, she'll be happy for hours!" | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Fuck - Tagged young , boyfriend , bedroom , banging - Current Score: 43 - Added: 9 months ago
| Fresh 9inch cock covered in hot mustard sauce... Pierced young nipples dipped in boiling hot toffee... Soft virgin clits grilled on maple skewers... Freshly shaved bollocks marinated in garlic and ginger, battered, lightly fried then served on a bed of crisp rocket... This is not just food....this is S & M food. | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > S&M - Tagged marks and spencer , young - Current Score: 42 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| What do you call a chinese paedophile Pok Um Yung | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , young , chinese - Current Score: 37 - Added: 8 months ago
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