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| Newsflash!!! Police have arrested a man for selling pills that will give you eternal youth. Records show that it is the fourth time this man has been arrested. The earlier arrests were made in 1799, 1852 and 1921. |    |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged police , eternal , youth , pills , arrested - Current Score: 179 - Added: 2 months ago
| I've had a rough couple of months. First I lost my job, then my wife left me. My car was written off in a crash, then my best friend got cancer. Got to look on the bright side, though. At least I've still got my youth. Unless he manages to pick his handcuffs and find his way out of my cellar... | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged youth , basement , fucked up s and m scene - Current Score: 80 - Added: 2 months ago
| Personally, I think we've all been a bit too quick to condemn Gary Glitter. A lot of the rock stars of the Seventies made their fortunes selling records to teenagers, then retired to their mansions with their money and now refuse to do public appearances, sign autographs or support up-and-coming artists. Not Gary, though. At least he's always out there trying to put something back into the youth... | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , nonce , youth - Current Score: 21 - Added: 3 months ago
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