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Home Secretary Jacqui Smith plans to "shock" youngsters who carry knives.

To be honest, that's the last group I'd be shouting "Boo" to.
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Joke by Storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged knife crime , jacqui smith , boo , knives , yobs , youths , violence , gangs , moob  - Current Score: 77 - Added: 4 months ago

The government wants young potential knife attackers to meet convicts in prison, and knife victims in hospital.

It sounds suspiciously like a training camp.
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Joke by Storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged knives , violence , gangs , knife crime , jacqui smith , yobs , youths , prison , convicts , training camp , hospital , moob  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 months ago

You just can't win with the youth of today:-

The kids that go out end up stabbing each other.

And the kids that stay in end up cutting themselves.
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Joke by The Wolf, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged emo , youths , knife crime  - Current Score: 3 - Added: 3 months ago

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