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What's Black and White and eats like a horse?

A zebra.
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Joke by DumbShit, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged horse , zebra , black  - Current Score: 106 - Added: 1 month ago

Barack Obama claims to be half white and half black.

Why is he not stripey like a zebra then ?
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Joke by bawbag, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged barack obama , black , white , zebra  - Current Score: 74 - Added: 2 months ago

I've just read the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by offended?, in Jokes with no home > Books - Tagged zebra , dictionary , words  - Current Score: 28 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?"

The other replies, "Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him."

So that night he did and God replied, "You are what you are."

The next day he said to the other zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are."

The second zebra responds - "You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, "Yo is what yo is"
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Joke by bur, in Jokes with no home > animals - Tagged zebra , black , racist , animals  - Current Score: -4 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago

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