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| It has been announced in Zimbabwe that Robert Mugabe won Wimbledon |    |
Joke by nevergreen, in Celebrity and news events > Zimbabwe - Tagged zimbabwe , wimbledon , mugabe - Current Score: 250 - Added: 4 months ago
| It's a pity Zimbabwe hasn't got any oil, otherwise people might give a shit..... | |
Joke by hotpants, in Celebrity and news events > Zimbabwe - Tagged zimbabwe , niggers , oil , robert mugabe - Current Score: 242 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago
| I've stopped donating to my Zimbabwean charity. I found out all the people over there are billionaires. | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Celebrity and news events > Zimbabwe - Tagged zimbabwe , charity , high exchange rate - Current Score: 142 - Added: 3 months ago
| Breaking News from Zimbabwe........... Robert Mugabe has won 7 individual Gold Medals at the Olympic Games. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged mugabe , zimbabwe , fix - Current Score: 111 - Added: 3 months ago
| Japanese doctor: We found a limb and built a working leg around it, gave it to a cripple. He returned to work the next day and was so effective that he put 3 people out of work German doctor: That's nothing we found a severed head and built an upper body around it, gave it to a man that was cut in half with his lower body remaining. He went to work and was so effective that he put five people out of work. Zimbabwean Doctor: You guys are all amateurs. One day I was walking on the street and I smelt a fart. I caught the fart and put it in a jar. We built an ass hole around it, a torso, and eventually a whole human. We called it Robert Mugabe. He went to work the next day and put the whole country out of work! | |
Joke by ht, in Celebrity and news events > Zimbabwe - Tagged zimbabwe , mugabe - Current Score: 96 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| My girlfriend had spent three hours getting ready for a romantic dinner with me. She said to me: "Now, do I look like a million dollars or what?" I replied: "Well.. perhaps a million Zimbabwean dollars.." Needless to say, she dumped me. | |
Joke by caffeine_free, in Celebrity and news events > Zimbabwe - Tagged zimbabwe , money , dollars , girlfriend - Current Score: 96 - Added: 3 months ago
| On the news the other day I watched shoppers in Zimbabwe taking huge wheelbarrows of cash down to the shops with them. Well thats the last fucking time i'm donating anything to Oxfam. | |
Joke by 23rc, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged zimbabwe , wheelbarrow , oxfam , inflation - Current Score: 79 - Added: 7 months ago
| ZIMBABWE - Zero Intelligence Mainly Because All Brainy Whites Emigrated. | |
Joke by Auch, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged zimbabwe , black , emigration , intelligence - Current Score: 75 - Added: 4 months, 21 days ago
| Who says the regime of Robert Mugabe is not a well run efficient government. They have just announced the Zimbabwean election results one week early. | |
Joke by nevergreen, in Celebrity and news events > Zimbabwe - Tagged zimbabwe , robert mugabe , robertmugabe - Current Score: 48 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| A rather posh lady went shopping down the local market. She stopped at the fruit stall and asked; "Where are those apples from?" "Zimbabwe, madam." Came the reply. "Oh good heavens! I couldn't buy from Zimbabwe, I do have principles." "Don't blame you love," said the man. "All those dirty little black hands mauling 'em!" | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Zimbabwe - Tagged blacks , zimbabwe , market , lady , fruit , shopping - Current Score: 43 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago
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