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| I was chatting to an American about all the pain we felt on 9/11/2001. I should know- I caught my foreskin in my zip that day. Which, by the way, was the 9th of November. |    |
Joke by twayne, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged america , american , penis , zip , 9-11 - Current Score: 242 - Added: 3 months ago
| Why do the Aberdonians wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away. | |
Joke by the_paranoid, in Sex and shit > Sheep - Tagged scottish , sheep , zip - Current Score: 39 - Added: 6 months ago
| Elias Howe, the inventor of the zip fastener, is to be honoured with a peerage; he's going to be known as the Lord of the Flies. | |
Joke by munkybars, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged howe , zip , fastener , lord , flies - Current Score: 28 - Added: 20 hours ago
| Chat up line: What's got 147 teeth and holds back The Incredible Hulk? My zip. | |
Joke by dandan, in Jokes with no home > Chat Line - Tagged 147 , teeth , incredible , hulk , zip - Current Score: 12 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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