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| Christianity: the belief that a 2,000-year old Jewish zombie will get angry if you masturbate. |    |
Joke by bleary, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged jesus , zombie , god , heaven , hell , mastrubation , stephen colbert - Current Score: 142 - Added: 3 months ago
| People are sceptical about the existence of zombies, claiming that nothing can live without a functioning brain. I tell them that Americans have been doing that for years. | |
Joke by Mistmage, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged zombie , american , brain - Current Score: 13 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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