Childrens TV Jokes
Postman Pat, Postman Pat
Postman Pat and his unionised cat,
Early in the morning,
They're still in bed a-snoring,
And I'm wondering where's my post you fucking twat.
Mr and Mrs Explorer, it's social services.
We are here to talk to you about Dora.
Having watched Benefits Street, it's not much different to Sesame Street...
Both have a big bird, a bloke living out of a bin and people trying to learn the alphabet.
I'm in court next week on child abuse charges.
I guess Dora doesn't like to explore.
A 19-year-old woman has been mauled to death by two coyotes while hiking in Canada.
I guess going "Beep Beep" and running like fuck didn't work then.
I wish my girlfriend would pass me the remote control once in awhile.
I'm fucking sick of having to watch CBeebies.
I just watched the last ever episode of Dora.
She explored a white Transit van.
A Muslim goes into a bar. Boom Boom!
Two ten year old boys arrested for raping an eight year old girl.
Should we be setting up sickipedbeebies
Dora, it's right behind you for fuck's sake. What kind of an explorer are you?