Eurovision Jokes

Germany wins Eurovision then four days later an old WWII bomb explodes "unexpectedly".

Carlsberg don't do timely reminders, but if they did....
So Azerbaijan have won the Eurovision Song Contest 2011. The winning country hosts the following year's contest.

I cannot wait to see the first ever Eurovision in a Shed.
Eurovision: If I wanted to see a bunch of stupid foreigners who can't sing, I'd go to my daughters school musicals.