Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies?
Did you know that, if you watch Lord of the Rings backwards, it's a story about a little guy who gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of the film walking home...
When I was a child, my dad tried to force-feed me.
After a while, my mum said, "Just use a fucking spoon, Mike. You're not a Jedi."
Rick Astley asked me if he could borrow my collection of Pixar films.
"Okay," I said. "You can have Toy Story, Cars and Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up."
I for one, am all in favor of amalgamating film franchises, it worked for Alien and Predator. Why wouldn't it work for Twilight and Blade?