Fund Raising Jokes
Last night, one of the presenters on Children in Need said, "Pick up your phone and pledge."
I'm still sitting here, with the phone in one hand and a can of furniture polish in the other, wondering what the fuck I'm supposed to do next.
What bounces and makes kids cry?
My donation cheque to Children in Need.
Over £20,000 has been donated to Children In Need, for blind kids in Asia.
I don't know why anyone donated, the kids will never see the money
My boss caught me wanking over Viz this morning. I said it was for comic relief.
"Children in Need" is on the BBC today.
Given their history of employing paedophiles, I don't think the BBC are the best judges of what children need.
Comic relief this year should be interesting.
"Please give just £5 to help Africa. With your help we can get them to tell the difference between an intruder and their fuckin missus."
I was watching Terry Wogan presenting Children in Need and thought he looks so cool under pressure.
It can't be easy knowing you're next.
Comic Relief is 25 years old.
It's always a bit embarrassing when a charity outlives the people it's trying to help.
Watching Comic Relief last night, l felt an enormous sense of warmth and pride knowing that one small phone call saved the lives of five starving people.
I ordered pizza.
Children in Need is always such an eye-opening experience for me. Who knew I had all these other TV channels!