Medical Jokes

Channel 4's Embarassing Bodies: Taking the problems you were too embarassed to see your GP about in confidence and showing the fucking nation!
Embarrassing Bodies - "Remember: there's no shame, we're all the same."

As this show proves, we are quite clearly not the same, unless I'm the only one without piles the size of jacket potatoes.
Those presenters on Embarrassing bodies are just pretending to be nice for the cameras.
I saw that female doctor in Sainsburys the other day and tried to give her a stool sample and show her the rash on my cock and balls and she called security.
All my life I've suffered because my penis has two bell ends, I used to hide when we had to change for school sports, I've never had a girlfriend as I'm so self conscious of it & am always sure that no one ever sees it as it's so bad to look at.

Check it out on Embarrassing Illnesses next week on Channel 4.
A man from Sunderland who appeared on the Embarrassing Bodies show, was delighted to find out that the red rash around his penis was only his sister's lipstick!
Was watching that 'Embarassing Bodies' tonight and a woman came on saying- ''I've suffered with constipation for 2 years now and then recently I've had really bad diarrhea''

Problem solved then?
The inventor of the TV remote control died today aged 96!

Towards the end he was being kept together with sticky tape.
I was watching embarrassing bodies while eating my dinner and was almost sick at the sight of a rotten, wrinkled old fanny.

"Sweetheart, can you tell your mum to put her clothes back on," I asked my wife.