Medical Jokes

Charlotte, on Ch4's Embarrassing Bodies: "I'm getting a really fishy smell from 'down below', and I just don't know what it is."

I'm no gynaecologist love, but I reckon it's your fanny.
Channel 4's Embarrassing Bodies: Taking the problems you were too embarrassed to see your GP about in confidence and showing the fucking nation!
Embarrassing Bodies - "Remember: there's no shame, we're all the same."

As this show proves, we are quite clearly not the same, unless I'm the only one without piles the size of jacket potatoes.
Those presenters on Embarrassing bodies are just pretending to be nice for the cameras.
I saw that female doctor in Sainsburys the other day and tried to give her a stool sample and show her the rash on my cock and balls and she called security.
A man from Sunderland who appeared on the Embarrassing Bodies show, was delighted to find out that the red rash around his penis was only his sister's lipstick!
All my life I've suffered because my penis has two bell ends, I used to hide when we had to change for school sports, I've never had a girlfriend as I'm so self conscious of it & am always sure that no one ever sees it as it's so bad to look at.

Check it out on Embarrassing Illnesses next week on Channel 4.