Talent Shows Jokes
My best mate is entering the X-Factor this year and I wanted to give him all the help and support I can.
So I killed his mum.
My friend told me to buy Rage Against the Machine's "Killing In The Name" in protest against the X-Factor always getting the Christmas No. 1.
I said, "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me."
Saying "the gay guy from X-Factor" is kind of like saying: "the Chinese man from China".
It makes me laugh how apparently everytime I download off Limewire, I'm ruining the music industry.
What about everytime they make a fucking new series of X-Factor?
One direction should be renamed 'Marlboro'
Because they're a pack of fags.
For goodness sake! Get the twins out... please Cheryl!
I've decided to go on X Factor next year to fullfill my dream on the stage.
I'm going to rape Cheryl Cole.
BBC News: Woman thrown off X-Factor for being mentally unstable.
That's like throwing a contestant off University Challenge for being a virgin.
All you people can keep buying 'Rage Against the Machine' in protest against the X-Factor but don't try to get me involved.
I'm too busy keeping up my own campaign of punching the winners in bookshops.
I've never bothered with Strictly Come Dancing, but I tuned in for the first time at the weekend and was struck by a thought the producers might want to consider.
What about doing a celebrity version?