Talent Shows Jokes

My best mate is entering the X-Factor this year and I wanted to give him all the help and support I can.

So I killed his mum.
It makes me laugh how apparently everytime I download off Limewire, I'm ruining the music industry.

What about everytime they make a fucking new series of X-Factor?
BBC News: Woman thrown off X-Factor for being mentally unstable.

That's like throwing a contestant off University Challenge for being a virgin.
All you people can keep buying 'Rage Against the Machine' in protest against the X-Factor but don't try to get me involved.

I'm too busy keeping up my own campaign of punching the winners in bookshops.
I've never bothered with Strictly Come Dancing, but I tuned in for the first time at the weekend and was struck by a thought the producers might want to consider.

What about doing a celebrity version?