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00-Markymark-00's Statistics

User Level: User
Contribution Points: 83 Total Joke Score: 1,496
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 24 hours, 52 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 69 Live Jokes: 31
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 38 Duplicate Jokes: 8


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Kate McCann said she felt “closer” to her missing daughter Madeleine after making an emotional trip to the resort from where she was snatched.

Pity she wasn't that fussed about being close to her when she fucked off with her mates for dinner. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by 00-Markymark-00 which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 470.2

I bought myself one of those self-winding watches.
Trouble is, I wear it whilst watching the X Factor and because of Cheryl Cole, my watch now says it's 21st January 2012. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by 00-Markymark-00 which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 336.2

Free iPad for all iPhone users.

Just hold it closer to your face 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by 00-Markymark-00 which requires categorising - Added: 1 month, 17 days ago - Current Score: 248.2

An American, a Brit and an Asian man are all standing on the top of a tall building.
The American says, yet again, "I bet I can jump down and the wind will blow me back up!" and he does so.
He then challenges the Asian man to do the same thing and he plummets to his death.

"How many more times do I have to appear in this fucking joke?" asks Superman.
"Until we've killed every last one of the cunts," replies the Brit. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by 00-Markymark-00 which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 200.2

Joe Mcelderry has announced that he is not gay and that he likes girls.

Apparently he has his eye on Lady Gaga. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by 00-Markymark-00 which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 40.6

Metro News: Kate McCann goes to Maddie's bedroom at least twice a day.... or the 'Cinema and Games Room' as they've been calling it since they came back from Portugal. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by 00-Markymark-00 in Celebrities - Maddie - Added: 3 days ago - Current Score: 37.2

If Windows 7 is my idea, why the fuck do I have to pay for it? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by 00-Markymark-00 which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 33.2

So not only do we have to put up with Jedward on X-Factor, we have the cunts on Google's homepage too? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by 00-Markymark-00 which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 16.2

To all the sexist pigs who are laughing at Leona Lewis being punched in the face...the traditional slap with the back of the hand to a lady is far more chivalrous I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by 00-Markymark-00 which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 16

My girfriend had a go at me for not being a real man. We argued for hours and she said that I was weak and did not stand up for myself - which is just total crap.

Women!

So she raped me. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by 00-Markymark-00 which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 14

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