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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 107 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 130 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 15 hours, 48 minutes | ||
The best of 21stcenturysicko's 27 jokes (View All).
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Barack Obama wanted change, and he got change... After I threw some pennies his way. |
 
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by 21stcenturysicko in Celebrities - Barack Obama - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 27.8
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BBC NEWS: "Emperor shares his condolences for dead in quake" And there was me thinking Sith Lords had no feelings.... |
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by 21stcenturysicko in In The News - Natural Disasters - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 23.4
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"Kickin' in the front seat. Sittin' in the back seat. Gotta make my mind up, Which seat can I take?" You can take the boot and a trip to the river... |
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by 21stcenturysicko in Celebrities - Rebecca Black - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 12.4
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I hear the Beckham's are making their own gifts for this Christmas. Must be quite handy for David as all he needs to do is cut one of the legs from his trousers and give it as a dress to his wife. |
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by 21stcenturysicko in Celebrities - David Beckham - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 9.4
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I'm not a bitter man, I just prefer lager. |
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What comes before M? James Bond at the wild MI6 Christmas party |
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I was just about to leave the house but the phone was ringing so I went to pick it up.
"Good afternnon sir, could I take 5 minutes of your time to participate in a survey?" The caller said. "Sorry mate I'm just heading out, but I'll ring you back in a few hours." I replied. "I'm sorry sir, but I leave work soon so I won't be able to receive your call." he said. "Ah that's alright. Just leave me you hou [...] |
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I hate you. Just because you've got loads of money and a sorted career, you feel the need not to respond to my emails and posts. You don't know what you are missing. You might be too old now but I still want you. Sometimes I wonder if I picked the wrong girl. She's great and all but she's turned a bit frigid as the years of gone past and her parents are a couple of over-protective douches who won't leave her alone. So please Justin, please be with me. I'll be in Portugal if you reconsider. [...]
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by 21stcenturysicko in Celebrities - Justin Bieber - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 5
| Iceland - Pissing off English holiday makers since 2010 |
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by 21stcenturysicko in In The News - Natural Disasters - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 4.8
| "You have no idea how amazing you look and how much it means to me being with you right now. I wouldn't change you for anything, at this point in time" Is what I said to my wife at her funeral. |
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by 21stcenturysicko in Illness and mortality - Death - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 4.8
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