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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 353 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 790 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 20 hours, 29 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 59 | Live Jokes: | 10 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 49 | Duplicate Jokes: | 12 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 13.39 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 79.00 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 5,153m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Rohypnol (2) | |||
All of 2912clover's 10 jokes.
| I was thinking of hijacking a plane and flying it into a sky scraper today, the only thing stopping me was a voice in my head screaming "duplicate" |
 
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I've just seen an advert for a cruise offering "ocean views" That's a shame, I wanted to stare at the fucking engine for a week |
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I used to think those quizzes on facebook were a load of shit, that is until I took the "Which Family Guy character are you?" quiz. My result was Herbert the paedophile, how the fuck did they know? |
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A few good things to find written in toilet cubicles If you took a shit, please put it back. If the Pope has a shit is it holy shit? Anyone can piss on the floor, to impress me be a hero and shit on the roof. Happiness is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth. While you're reading this you're pissing on your trousers. |
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| So Matthew Single leaked the names of 12,000 BNP members. I didn't even realise this site had that many users. |
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| Rohypnol, for people who don't like my cock |
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| Can someone get me some rohypnol or chloroform? I've got a date tonight and she doesn't know yet.. |
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Ideas to make Big Brother 10 interesting. Instead of house mates use people on death row, winner gets to go free, losers get executed live. Put a heroin addict in and make them go cold turkey. Set fire to the house and watch the bastards burn. |
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| Tried to make me go to rehab, I said *cough* *cough* *thud* |
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by 2912clover in Celebrities - Amy Winehouse - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 1.4
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BBC Sport "Fifa probes Caribbean officials" Whatever floats your boats lads |
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