• 2ShinyBalls's Statistics

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    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 981
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 7,948
    • Total Time Active:
    • 460 hours, 27 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 1,091
    • Live Jokes:
    • 480
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 611
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 7.29
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 13,835m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 16.56
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 82

2ShinyBalls's Jokes

I bumped into my ex in town earlier, I said:

"How's your new bloke?"

"He's twice the man you are," she sneered, "what about your new woman?"

I said, "Thankfully she's half the woman you are, you fat cunt."
"You can tell a lot about a person by the beer they drink," I said to a bloke at the bar.

"Really?" he replied. "So what can you tell about me?"

"You're a cunt," I said.

"What makes you say that?" he asked.

I said, "That's my beer you're drinking."
I bumped into my ex wife earlier, she said:

"I haven't seen you for years, how are you?"

"Not bad" I said, "I've got a lovely flat..."

"A fucking flat" she interrupted, "I've got a three bedroom house with a garden and a garage. Carry on loser."

"Like I was saying" I smiled, "I've got a lovely, flat stomached, sexy blonde who shares my lottery winnings with me to get back to, so I haven't got time to catch up with you, you fat cunt."
I shouted over to my neighbour earlier:

"Your kid's moustache looks stupid - get it shaved off."

"Give me one good reason why I should," he replied.

"I'll give you two, Abdul," I said. "She's seven."