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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 88 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 2,922 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 44 hours, 4 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 250 | Live Jokes: | 119 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 131 | Duplicate Jokes: | 16 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 11.69 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 24.55 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 6,731m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Other > ??? Random (64) | |||
The best of 7billion's 119 jokes (View All).
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My wife claims that I treat one of our kids unfairly. "Which one?" I replied, "James Junior, or the girl one?" |
 
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Some people are so strange. They'll happily accept your friend request on Facebook, but won't even acknowledge you when you're parked outside their house all day. |
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by 7billion in Sex and shit - ??? General (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 204
| My mate Dean has a terrible stutter. Every time he introduces himself it's like Match of the Day is starting. |
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by 7billion in Illness and mortality - ??? Other (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago - Current Score: 193.8
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As I knelt by my wife's grave, I started to cry. It was the most beautiful patio I had ever seen. |
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I never understand women. Fake nails, fake tan, fake eyelashes, fake hair. All the effort I make, and they still won't go out with me. |
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| My girlfriend can never make up her mind. I bought her a lovely gift for her birthday, but then she tells me that we should be saving and that she doesn't want a present. Now she's decided she would like a present after all. How do you undrown a puppy? |
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by 7billion in Crime - ??? General (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago - Current Score: 172
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Kit Kat are running a campaign on Facebook asking for a new Kit Kat word. They don't seem to like my suggestion "Kit Kat 'fist' for her. For when 4 fingers aren't enough." |
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| My mate applied for his pilot's licence. He failed before he even finished answering the first question. They asked him to spell his name "M u h a m m....." |
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by 7billion in Racism - ??? Other (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago - Current Score: 153
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I asked my girlfriend "Babe, the Champions' League is on tonight, can we go out for dinner once it's over?" "What?!" she exclaimed "You want to wait until ten o'clock to have dinner?" "No, don't be silly" I replied, "I mean the 19th of May" |
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| I don't understand all these ads on the internet 'Get an eight inch penis now'. If I wanted my penis to be eight inches, I'd just go out in the cold. |
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