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| Total Joke Score: | 55,617 | ||
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The best of 8 ace's 1,224 jokes (View All).
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So, it turns out that Sickipedia is hosted on an American server.
Which means that we Sickipedians here in Britain can't be prosecuted (under the Public Order Act) for posting racist material, as we are technically sending our submissions to America, where they enjoy the protection of the First Amendment (freedom of speech), and are then bounced back to our country by third parties. I'd just like to be the first among us to celebrate this legal loophole, by stating that [...] |
 
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Just a quick post, to wish all you fellow Sickipedians a merry politically-correct non-denominational 'Winterfest'-type holiday, and a happy new Gregorian calendar reset. P.S. Pakis out. |
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by 8 ace in Racism - Pakistani (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1,143.4
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I just drank some wkd with ice in it. It was wicked. |
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| Well I'll be damned. Turns out Jack Tweed has a likeable side after all. |
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Why did the black boy fall off his bike? He didn't. He fell off your bike. |
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Officials in Norway have revised the death toll from the terrorist attacks down from 93 to 76. They must have a fucking good health service over there. |
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by 8 ace in In The News - Norway Attacks - Anders Behring Breivik - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 801.2
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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse... I really should have invested in one of those carbon monoxide detectors. |
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by 8 ace in Illness and mortality - Death (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 731
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I thought I'd try gang rape. They all kicked my fucking head in. |
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Why do so many Muslims marry their own cousins? To ensure the next generation will be dumb enough to believe Islam. |
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Three Americans walk into a bar... Okay, scratch that. Two Americans walk into a bar. The third is too obese to even get through the doorway. He successfully sues the architect and the bartender for 20 million dollars for hurt feelings, then spends his winnings in McDonald's. He later sues McDonald's for selling an obese man cheeseburgers. |
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