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| Contribution Points: | 200 | Total Joke Score: | 17,266 |
| Country: |
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Total Time Active: | 222 hours, 11 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 1053 | Live Jokes: | 404 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 649 | Duplicate Jokes: | 35 |
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| With all these companies dropping Tiger, I am becoming more and more proud of Kelloggs for sticking by him. |
 
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Joke by 8819 in Celebrities - Tiger Woods - Added: 3 months ago
- Current Score: 719
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I saw a guy stacking shelves at Tescos complaining because the top shelf was broken, and he couldn't keep it up. I think he had A wrecked aisle dysfunction |
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Joke by 8819 in Sex and shit - Erectile Dysfunction - Added: 1 month ago
- Current Score: 526
| People who wank with lube need to get a grip. |
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Joke by 8819 in Sex and shit - Wanking - Added: 3 months ago
- Current Score: 487.6
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I read the headline "5 people crushed by rocks in Portugal". That's what they get for picking scissors. |
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Joke by 8819 in In The News - Headline - Added: 7 months ago
- Current Score: 471.2
| Me and my girl are in a long distance relationship. Fucking restraining orders. |
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Joke by 8819 which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago
- Current Score: 457.2
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I am a teacher and I took a child's Innocence today. That'll teach him to drink smoothies in my lessons. |
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Joke by 8819 in Other - Food and Drink - Added: 3 months ago
- Current Score: 440.4
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Madonna recently went to watch her kids at their sports day. Or the African cup of nations as it's better known |
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Joke by 8819 in Celebrities - Madonna - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
- Current Score: 422.2
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I read the headline "9/11 suspects face New York trial". The other 2 are lucky bastards. |
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Joke by 8819 in In The News - 9/11 - Added: 4 months ago
- Current Score: 407
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Apparently, Jonathan Ross only goes to rugby matches to play pranks on people. He loves Twickenham. |
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Joke by 8819 in Celebrities - Jonathan Ross - Added: 1 week ago
- Current Score: 401.4
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My mate asked me what I think Mr.T's first name is. He's a Nigger, so the smart money is on "Gill" |
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Joke by 8819 in Celebrities - Mr T - Added: 4 weeks ago
- Current Score: 385.8
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