AIDS_2009's Profile Information:
When the words - KILL THEM ALL - spring to mind, I always think of brutal ways to kill blacks, pakis, jews, germans, frenchies, midgets, disabled people, gays, more jews and of course some cute bunnies.. but then again, thats just me.
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 0 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 2,045 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 18 hours, 50 minutes | ||
Joke Statistics
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 34 | Live Jokes: | 7 | |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 27 | Duplicate Jokes: | 11 | |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 60.15 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 292.14 | |
| Average Time Before Deletion: | 0m | |||
| Favourite Subcategory | Sex and shit > Baby (1) | |||
All of AIDS_2009's 7 jokes.
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First we had mad cow disease, then bird flu and now swine flu. What the fuck is this? Farmageddon? |
 
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by AIDS_2009 in Illness and mortality - Swine Flu - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 1,367.6
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A white guy walks into the plastic surgeon's office and asks, "I want to be black. Can you do that?"
"Yeah, but we'll have to add two inches to your penis, take away 30% of your brain and make you 70% darker." "Okay." After the operation, the surgeon says, "I'm sorry, but we've made some mistakes. We cut off two inches of your penis, took away 70% of your brain and made you 30% darker. Is this okay with you?" "Si, senor.&qu [...] |
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| My motto is: If you can't beat them, what's the point in becoming a teacher? |
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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on sarcasm. The librarian says; "Yeah, 'cause you're gonna bring it back, aren't you?" |
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My wife was pregnant so I took her to the hospital. The doctor said, "Have you ever been present at childbirth before?" To which I replied, "How the fuck do you think I got here!?" |
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Liam Gills' death came a quite a shock.. sorry, what I meant to say was Liam was always trying his hardest, he was quite a bright spark.. shit, please excuse me, we are all going to miss Liam in the music club for his excellent conducting skills.. oh i give up. |
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Obama walks into a shop and gives the cashier five dollars for a newspaper. Obama says, “Its time for change”. |
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by AIDS_2009 in Celebrities - Barack Obama - Added: 4 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 12.8
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