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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 127
Total Joke Score: 236
Total Time Active: 15 hours, 45 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 109 Live Jokes: 25
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 84 Duplicate Jokes: 29
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 2.17 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 9.44
Average Time Before Deletion: 9,233m
Favourite Subcategory Politics > Nazis (3)

The best of ATLANTIS's 25 jokes (View All).
1290482
A disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returned from his assignment to Saudi Arabia.

A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Saudis?"
The salesman explained, "When I got posted, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch.
But I had a problem. I didn't know how to speak Arabic. So I planned to convey the message through three posters.

First poster : A man lying in the hot desert sand totally exhausted and fain [...]

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Joke by ATLANTIS in Other - Misunderstanding - Added: 1 day ago - Current Score: 181.8

1135646
The German troops with NATO in Afghanistan have been selling tshirts with the slogan:
"Hey Grandad, I made it further east than you" 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by ATLANTIS, originally by German soldiers in Politics - Nazis - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 7.4

1171919
The only positive that would happen if they allow gay marriage is that the rate of gay sex will go down I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ATLANTIS in Sex and shit - Gay (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 6.2

1230600
I was at a party and someone said to me
"I notice you're wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger"
I replied
"That's because I married the wrong woman" 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ATLANTIS in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago - Current Score: 5

1280160
Why do so many Australian men suffer premature ejaculation?
Because they have to rush back to the pub to tell their mates what happened. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ATLANTIS in Racism - Australian (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 weeks ago - Current Score: 4.4

1235275
Cakes 66p. Upside down cakes 99p I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ATLANTIS in Other - Food and Drink - Added: 2 months, 19 days ago - Current Score: 4

1205149
Now Seal is free to go clubbing I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ATLANTIS in Celebrities - ??? Other Celebrities - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago - Current Score: 3.8

1114465
If Anne Frank saw Home Alone she would have picked up a few tips on how to beat the Nazis I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ATLANTIS in Racism - Jew (+ 1 more) - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 3.6

1262397
My internet went down yesterday.
I think my neighbour forgot to pay their bill 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ATLANTIS in Other - Computers/Technology - Added: 1 month ago - Current Score: 3.2

1067089
I never want to travel through time
I've seen what it's done to Michael J Fox 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by ATLANTIS in Illness and mortality - Parkinson's Disease - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 3.2


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