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I am sick of the persistent high pitched noise in the background of all of the World Cup games
So i kicked my wife out of the room.
I don't understand the phrase "Lock up your daughters".
To me it sounds like something the McCanns didn't take very seriously.
But the Fritzls did.
|If I ever get into the terrible situation where the 'Make A Wish Foundation' will ask me for my final wish. It'll take more than I have not to reply with "Three more wishes."|