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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 129
Total Joke Score: 473
Total Time Active: 20 hours, 45 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 89 Live Jokes: 24
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 65 Duplicate Jokes: 12
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 5.31 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 19.71
Average Time Before Deletion: 19,432m
Favourite Subcategory In The News > Riots (5)

The best of Already Exists's 24 jokes (View All).
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Roses are green

Violets are green

Eastenders is green...

My TV's fucked.
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Joke by Already Exists in Other - Poem - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 355.4

1042132
The Pope had said that he was brainwashed into joining the Hitler Youth

You don't think he's been brainwashed again into being religious do you?
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Joke by Already Exists in Religion - Pope - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 25.2

1269041
If Golf Caddies know so much about golf and can tell the pros what club to use and advise on the shot, then why aren't they playing themselves?

The equivalent is me turning up at the Snooker World Championships and telling Ronnie O'Sullivan to aim where my finger is.
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Joke by Already Exists in Sports - Golf (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 20.6

1183096
I've wrote a song about road safety

There's only two chords

C sharp or B flat
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Joke by Already Exists in Other - Music - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 10.2

1051920
What's the point in looting Primark?

You could legally walk away with most of the shop with your dole money and still have change for bananas
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Joke by Already Exists in In The News - Riots - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 9.2

1099250
Just seen the new advert and I can't help thinking....

Since when did Eastenders become Far East Enders?
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Joke by Already Exists in TV - Soap - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 8.2

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My girlfriend gets really moody whenever I tell fat jokes...

I thought fat birds are supposed to be jolly
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Joke by Already Exists in Other - ??? Random - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 6.8

1153107
Just finished my first mission as a suicide bomber...

Never again
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Joke by Already Exists in In The News - Terrorism - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 5.8

1064520
I knew this ugly girl that said she was beautiful on the inside

So I stabbed her and had a look

Not a pretty sight
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Joke by Already Exists in Other - ??? Random - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 5

1178199
If Santa's checking his list twice, then why is it always the Dickheads that get spoiled I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Already Exists in Events - Christmas - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 4.4


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