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    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 93
    • Live Jokes:
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Already Exists's Jokes

The Pope had said that he was brainwashed into joining the Hitler Youth

You don't think he's been brainwashed again into being religious do you?
If Golf Caddies know so much about golf and can tell the pros what club to use and advise on the shot, then why aren't they playing themselves?

The equivalent is me turning up at the Snooker World Championships and telling Ronnie O'Sullivan to aim where my finger is.