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A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?
Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.
|It must be terrible being a teenager in this cold weather, having your arse hanging out of your jeans must be chilly! going to get an ice arse ;)|