• ApexPreda7or87's Statistics

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 0
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 171
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 38
    • Total Time Active:
    • 23 hours, 39 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 176
    • Live Jokes:
    • 7
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 169
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 0.22
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 23,015m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 5.43
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 62

ApexPreda7or87's Jokes

A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband runs in. He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he screwed you once?
Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started the second time.