• Aspen's Statistics

  • I need to think of some new profile blurb.

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 0
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 329
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 46,405
    • Total Time Active:
    • 96 hours, 1 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 944
    • Live Jokes:
    • 439
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 505
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 49.16
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 110,131m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 105.71
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 24

Aspen's Jokes

My cousin's a lazy bastard - sits around all day doing fuck all, drinking, surfing the internet for porn.


Jeez, I wish I had an office job too!
God, my kids are running round the house making a hell of a noise.

Shouting things like, "We're fucking freezing - let us in!"
A ginger kid got knocked down by a lorry outside my house today. Just think - that could've been me.

But I can't drive a lorry.