• BRIAN CURTIS's Statistics

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 5
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 325
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 63
    • Total Time Active:
    • 4 hours, 10 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 28
    • Live Jokes:
    • 11
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 17
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 2.25
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 3,290m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 5.73
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 4

BRIAN CURTIS's Jokes

I wouldn't watch Kanye West at Glastonbury even if Kim Kardashian stripped naked, got on all fours on stage and masturbated with a thermos flask while winking at me in the camera and mouthing my name.

Okay... But I would keep the telly on mute.