• Bazza2103's Statistics

  • I just keep my jokes short and snappy - some stolen, some invented, some are just insults, but I'm just a points whore really.

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 0
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 412
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 22,887
    • Total Time Active:
    • 151 hours, 46 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 681
    • Live Jokes:
    • 179
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 502
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 33.61
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 105,259m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 127.86
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 70

Bazza2103's Jokes

I was walking down a street when the woman in front of me dropped her bags. She asked me for help.

"Of course I'll help," I said to her, "With how beautiful you are, I bet you can get a man to do anything."

She giggled and flirted back by touching my arm and saying, "With how strong you are, I bet you can get a woman to do anything."

I laughed and said, "Yes, I can actually."

Then I raped her.
My sexy secretary bent over at the office today, so I pulled down her panties and tried to start fingering her, but she screamed and ran away.

I was very confused and pondered the situation for a long time.

I've come to the conclusion that real life must be different to porn movies.
I heard that the terrorist attacks were purposely done on the 11th of September so that the date 9/11 resembles the emergency phone number of the USA.

Just proves once again that Brits are more intelligent than Americans.

I'd like to see someone try to attack Britain on the 9th of the 99th month.