• Biscuit777's Statistics

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    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 20
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 3434
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 103,622
    • Total Time Active:
    • 1,887 hours, 47 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 2,863
    • Live Jokes:
    • 1,328
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 1,535
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 36.19
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 28,516m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 78.03
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 80

Biscuit777's Jokes

I came home from work early one night to find my wife and my best mate, sweaty and breathless in the living room. I said, "What's going on?"

My wife said, "Erm... We've been playing on the Wii Fit." She winked at my mate and said, "Dave did VERY well."

As I walked out of the room, I heard them giggling and calling me a "dickhead", but I had the last laugh. I checked the next day, and none of his scores had even registered!