• Biscuit777's Statistics

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    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 80
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 3160
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 100,684
    • Total Time Active:
    • 1,851 hours, 20 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 2,801
    • Live Jokes:
    • 1,312
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 1,489
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 35.95
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 24,244m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 76.74
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 79

Biscuit777's Jokes

I came home from work early one night to find my wife and my best mate, sweaty and breathless in the living room. I said, "What's going on?"

My wife said, "Erm... We've been playing on the Wii Fit." She winked at my mate and said, "Dave did VERY well."

As I walked out of the room, I heard them giggling and calling me a "dickhead", but I had the last laugh. I checked the next day, and none of his scores had even registered!