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Bill Gates has offered $100,000 to anyone who invents a more attractive condom.
Who is going to buy a condom from a company called Microsoft?
I don't think Anne Frank would have been a Justin Bieber fan.
The fact that millions of people are following an idiot is the reason she was hiding in an attic in the first place.
My mother asked me to go round the shop and get her some milk. As I approached the shop a group of 14-17 year olds approached me and said "oi get us some beer will you?" I told them to wait around the corner so nobody would see me getting them beer.
Easiest 40 quid I've ever made. That should teach those little cunts some manners.