• Boyleski's Statistics

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 0
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 79
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 293
    • Total Time Active:
    • 10 hours, 44 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 69
    • Live Jokes:
    • 6
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 63
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 4.25
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 233,189m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 48.83
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 20

Boyleski's Jokes

Boyzone and star Stephen Gately had sadly died during the night..The gay icon had been on holidays in the sunny resort of Majorca working on his tan with his boyfriend...Medics are not fully sure what the cause of his death but can reveal that the brown star was bruised
A man walks into a barber shop and asks for a 1 blade on the side, a 2 on the top, a 3 on the back with a bald spot, plus half the fringe off.

The barber says, "How the fuck am I supposed to do that?"

The man replys, "Well, you fucking did it the last time you cunt..."