• Briles1207's Statistics

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    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 186
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 738
    • Total Time Active:
    • 43 hours, 48 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 84
    • Live Jokes:
    • 30
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 54
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 8.79
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 81,110m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 24.60
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 13

Briles1207's Jokes

My Wife called me a "sick twisted" pervert earlier after she went upstairs to use the computer and found Jizz on the mouse.

"Our children touch that" she screamed!

To be fair though most of the sawdust had soaked it up and they never clean the little cunt out anyway!
I'm going to the police, I'm being harassed! Every morning for the last month I have been getting phonecalls every 10 minutes between 7am and 9am, I don't even know anyone called "snooze"...
BBC NEWS: "Parents have been advised by Glasgow council not to dress their schoolchildren in short skirts and tight trousers, amid fears they could be targeted by paedophiles"

Absolutely ridiculous!!

Scottish kids are ugly as fuck....