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Brit_Miller's Statistics

User Level: User
Contribution Points: 163 Total Joke Score: 3,391
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 95 hours, 29 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 197 Live Jokes: 67
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 130 Duplicate Jokes: 32


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My wife caught me on Pornhub so she stripped naked, and asked me to act out a scene with her. It was my ultimate fantasy.

I was hammering away when this bloke tapped me on my shoulder.

"Excuse me mate," he said. "Do you want to get ripped in four weeks?" 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Brit_Miller in Sex and shit - Pornography - Added: 1 week ago - Current Score: 820.4

I bought myself an Irony machine today.

It does anything you want apart from be ironic 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Brit_Miller in Other - Ironic - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 466

If you think Russian roulette is a thrill, you should try African roulette.

By sleeping with one of them. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Brit_Miller in Sex and shit - AIDS - Added: 1 week ago - Current Score: 274.6

Telling you your wage before tax is like measuring your penis from the top of your spine. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Brit_Miller in Sex and shit - Penis - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago - Current Score: 261.2

I'm seriously bad at choosing women.

I've had 12 ex's ring me up this week, and every single one of them had AIDS. Not only that, they all had anger issues. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Brit_Miller in Sex and shit - AIDS - Added: 1 week ago - Current Score: 221.2

I wonder if wet dreams were invented by the Welsh counting sheep? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Brit_Miller in Racism - Welsh - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 220

I don't know why there is such an issue about teenage pregnancy in England.

In Africa, without teenage pregnancy, they'd be extinct. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Brit_Miller in Sex and shit - Teenage Pregnancy - Added: 1 week ago - Current Score: 154.6

If you cut a glow-worm's tail off, would it be delighted? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Brit_Miller in Other - Wordplay - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 144

You know you've been on this site too long when the only thing you find offensive is a spelling mistake.

Oh and anything to do with that cunt Bono. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Brit_Miller in Other - Sickipedia - Added: 3 weeks ago - Current Score: 80.8

I don't know why we all take the piss out of Susan Boyle. A fat, ugly, middle aged virgin.

Aren't we shitting on our own doorstep? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Brit_Miller which requires categorising - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 69.2

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