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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 273
Total Joke Score: 338
Total Time Active: 55 hours, 5 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 203 Live Jokes: 51
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 152 Duplicate Jokes: 26
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 1.67 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 6.63
Average Time Before Deletion: 13,452m
Favourite Subcategory Other > Wordplay (11)

The best of Brownsauce23's 51 jokes (View All).
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Even a positive African's glass is half empty. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Brownsauce23 in Other - ??? Random - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 195.6

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Birth, the only instance when two heads aren't better than one. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Brownsauce23 in Other - Puns - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 15.2

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I still remember my wife's last words just before I drowned her.

"You wouldn't dare".

I still remember what I said back too...

"Don't hold your breath". 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Brownsauce23 in Illness and mortality - Death - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 13.4

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What's the difference between my wife and making bread?

I don't knead my wife. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Brownsauce23 in Other - Wordplay - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 10.6

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I got in a fight with a tough and angry amputee the other day.

"What makes you think you can beat me"? He said,

"I'm armed." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Brownsauce23 in Other - ??? Random - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 8.4

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Every so often I like to watch 'Brokeback Mountain' just to remind myself that my wife was the better decision. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Brownsauce23 in Sex and shit - Homophobia - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 8

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What is a beaucoup?

Because my French friend always tells me that it means a lot to him. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Brownsauce23 in Other - Stupid - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 7.8

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What's the difference between my wife and my shoe laces?

My shoe laces don't call the police when I tie them up. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Brownsauce23 in Other - ??? Random - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 7.8

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My wife thought I was paying her a compliment when I said, "you look a million Zimbabwe Dollars."

Stupid bitch. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Brownsauce23 in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago - Current Score: 7.6

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So here I am, the final of the cornflake eating contest.

It's crunch time. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Brownsauce23 in Other - Wordplay - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 7.4


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