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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 499
Total Joke Score: 841
Total Time Active: 49 hours, 29 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 38 Live Jokes: 15
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 23 Duplicate Jokes: 3
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 22.13 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 56.07
Average Time Before Deletion: 27,552m
Favourite Subcategory TV > Adverts (2)

The best of CMP88's 15 jokes (View All).
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See if the guys on The Real Hustle are so good at scamming, how come they haven't devised a way to make Jess get her tits out? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by CMP88 in TV - ??? Other (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 780.4

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I can't help but think EA Sports missed a trick by using Rooney in their advert as the Man United player asking "what am I going to do with a puppy?" rather than Park Ji Sung. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by CMP88 in Racism - Korean - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 12.2

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I was talking to a girl in a club last night and things were going great. She said she'd had enough of men only wanting one thing and that I was different. When I smiled and said that I'm in fact asexual, that was her won over.

She'd already invited me back to her place before I could say 'predator'. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by CMP88 in Crime - Sex Offender - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 8.2

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Most disappointing three words for a man?

"Get access now" 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by CMP88 in Other - Internet - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 7.2

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Rebecca Black has just cancelled her tour of Samoa. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by CMP88 in Celebrities - Rebecca Black - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 6.6

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Fair play to pathologist Nicholas Hunt. I thought I had managed to work Alan Partridge catchphrases into just about every conceivable social situation, but during an autopsy may be one I just cannot match. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by CMP88 in Illness and mortality - Suicide - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 6

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Daily Record: Cancer Boy, 9, in plea to Pope

"Stop! It's not testicular!" 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by CMP88 in Religion - Pope - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 5.8

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We are looking for the most obnoxious, unlikeable and embarrassing to watch people in Great Britain. Do you hear the word 'cunt' more than 'hello'? Don't have one single redeeming quality about you? Ever been described as "funny as ball cancer"? We want to hear from you!

Please apply to:

Halifax Radio
PO Box 548
Leeds
CU1 1NT 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by CMP88 in TV - Adverts - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 4.4

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Just met Guus Hiddink in the pub and I have to say, after he told me his plans in going for the England job, Redknapp has no chance.

He said he's going to apply in writing. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by CMP88 in Sports - Football - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 4

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BBC News: 'Protesters try to storm town hall'

.....but 2 hours on and they realise that mass rain dance just makes them look a bit silly. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by CMP88 in In The News - Protests - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 3.6


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