I'm just an average man with shit jokes.
I'm not an American or from Yorkshire, so feel free to vote SICK :)
Oh and FUCK OFF HOMER!!
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I've been waiting at the pub for my wife to pick me up for hours now.
How long does it take to have a baby, for fuck's sake?
My wife was only 23 when she committed suicide after she found out that I'd once had sex with her mum.
I mean god, that was nearly 24 years ago, shouldn't affect her!
After almost 5 years of regular hospital visits, tests, wanking into test-tubes etc, my wife and I are no nearer to having a child.
So we have decided that we've had enough of all this and we are going to take drastic measures.
I'm just going to have to fuck her.
The Pakistani next door has had a metal plate fitted in his head after an accident.
When I pass him, I always tap on it.
He shouts "paki tin"
He's got a great sense of humour.
Just found a dead man in the street, so I have brought him in and put him on my cat's pillow.
Lets see how it fucking likes it... 152