• Chancemyarm's Statistics

  • I'm just an average man with shit jokes.
    I'm not an American or from Yorkshire, so feel free to vote SICK :)

    Oh and FUCK OFF HOMER!!

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 15
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 2491
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 7,126
    • Total Time Active:
    • 1,479 hours, 26 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 2,551
    • Live Jokes:
    • 783
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 1,768
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 2.79
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 6,656m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 9.10
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 103

Chancemyarm's Jokes

After almost 5 years of regular hospital visits, tests, wanking into test-tubes etc, my wife and I are no nearer to having a child.
So we have decided that we've had enough of all this and we are going to take drastic measures.
I'm just going to have to fuck her.