• Chancemyarm's Statistics

  • I'm just an average man with shit jokes.
    I'm not an American or from Yorkshire, so feel free to vote SICK :)


    A dupe's a dupe.

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    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 178
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 3574
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 11,439
    • Total Time Active:
    • 2,317 hours, 51 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 3,571
    • Live Jokes:
    • 925
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 2,646
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 3.20
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 27,939m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 12.37
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 134

Chancemyarm's Jokes

I invited my Muslim neighbours round to sit in the garden for a BBQ.

Half way through, I informed the husband that his wife had been unfaithful to him with lots of men.

She hadn't but I needed the rockery moving.