• Clarky43's Statistics

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    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
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    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 196
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 340
    • Total Time Active:
    • 20 hours, 4 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 62
    • Live Jokes:
    • 6
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 56
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 5.48
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 44,021m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 56.67
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 24

Clarky43's Jokes

I think it's disgraceful how a Sunderland fan can sue the club because he got hit by a stray football at a training session.
Was only a few years ago I got hit by a shot from Emile Heskey at the Sunderland vs Liverpool game.
Best part is he was playing for Leicester City at the time
Never ever get drunk in South Korea.
It's a bit awkward the next morning when hair of the dog turns out to be a starter rather than a hangover cure.