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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 48 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 487 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 10 hours, 47 minutes | ||
All of Combat Marshmellow's 9 jokes.
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Just watched the new princess on tv and although I'm not an emotional guy I gotta say it did bring a lump..... To my trousers |
 
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Jordan is speaking to harvey one day and asks him. "What do you want to be when you grow up Harvey"? "I want to be a teacher mummy" He says. To which Jordan replies... "Fuck off Harvey you can't even keep your own pupils straight!!!" |
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by Combat Marshmellow in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 114.6
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In years to come when I get asked where I was at 11am on the 29th April 2011 I'll know exactly where I was..... Fucking Asda, because no elderly cunt will be there smelling of piss and cats banging their trolley into my ankles! |
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I've always found prostitutes are like ink cartridges..... Black ones are cheaper! |
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Just been on my first naturist holiday and on the last night there was a cabaret act with a nude female ventriloquist... She was shit though; I could definitely see her lips moving! |
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by Combat Marshmellow in Sex and shit - Nude - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago - Current Score: 11
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A long deserved day off work today and for the 1st time in 3 years my daughter snuggles up to me in bed before she goes to school. I look at the wife and say "this is nice, i dont get this very often" "I'd milk it if I were you" she said.... I now realise we had different ideas! |
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| Note to self.... Never play eye spy with someone who's Dyslexic |
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by Combat Marshmellow in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 8
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Was asked the question today..... "Whats the biggesy icons of the 21st century?" "Phone, Pad & Pod" Wasnt the answers they were looking for! |
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by Combat Marshmellow in Other - Computers/Technology - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 0.8
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Watching "I'm a celebrity" and Sinita joins the camp who is introduced straight away to 4 camp mates who claim to be a family unit. Willy is Dad, Stef is Mum, Jes & Dougie are the 2 kids. Sinita asks "well who can I be.....?" The fucking slave of coarse!! |
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