| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 1 | Total Joke Score: | 5,516 |
| Country: |
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Total Time Active: | 1 hours, 29 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 113 | Live Jokes: | 45 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 68 | Duplicate Jokes: | 41 |
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Joke by DDJ in Sex and shit - Women (+ 2 more) - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 858.8
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I was reading about Shannon Matthews' mum earlier today, that she's got 7 kids by 5 different fathers. Personally, I think that's fucking disgusting... I mean, what man would want to shag her twice? |
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Joke by DDJ in Celebrities - Karen Matthews - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago
- Current Score: 552.8
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An Irish family have frozen to death outside a theatre in Dublin. They had been queuing for three weeks to see Closed For The Winter. |
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| There's just two things that I absolutely cannot stand in the work place: gender discrimination, and women. |
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Joke by DDJ in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
- Current Score: 295.6
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Everybody try this - type 'Smirnoff' into your phone using predictive text and see what word it comes up with. About right if you ask me. |
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Joke by DDJ in Other - Alcohol and Drugs - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
- Current Score: 263.8
Joke by DDJ in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago
- Current Score: 255.6
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I'm a virgin for religious reasons... the reason being that God made me so ugly that no-one will shag me. |
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Joke by DDJ in Sex and shit - Virginity - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 200.4
Joke by DDJ in Sex and shit - Sex - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago
- Current Score: 189.4
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