• Dad's Statistics

    • User Level:
    • User
    • This Month's Leaderboard Points:
    • 0
    • Total Contribution Points:
    • 239
    • Total Joke Score:
    • 1,326
    • Total Time Active:
    • 94 hours, 28 minutes
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  • Joke Statistics

    • Total Jokes Submitted:
    • 614
    • Live Jokes:
    • 142
    • Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates):
    • 472
    • Average Joke Score (All Jokes):
    • 2.16
    • Average Time Before Deletion:
    • 13,030m
    • Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted):
    • 9.34
    • Duplicate Jokes:
    • 43

Dad's Jokes

My pain tolerance during sex is starting to get better.

It took years to get used to pepper spray.
I got fired because I lied on my CV with my new employer.


I really didn't think they'd actually measure my penis.