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User Statistics
User Level: User
Contribution Points: 291
Total Joke Score: 73
Total Time Active: 29 hours, 39 minutes
Joke Statistics
Total Jokes Submitted: 36 Live Jokes: 18
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 18 Duplicate Jokes: 0
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 2.03 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 4.06
Average Time Before Deletion: 57,542m
Favourite Subcategory Sports > Football (2)

The best of DafterPunk's 18 jokes (View All).
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BBC News: "Stevenage player Scott Laird punched to the floor after FA Cup victory". Police have eliminated Audley Harrison from their enquiries based on previous form. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by DafterPunk in Sports - Football (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 22

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To clarify- the "Royal Rumble" is a WWE pay per view event tonight and not an upcoming sex tape of William and Kate's Honeymoon. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by DafterPunk in Celebrities - Prince William (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 13.2

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I can't listen to Smashing Pumpkins albums anymore without visions of Richard Keys violating fruit. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by DafterPunk in Celebrities - Richard Keys - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 8.4

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Street preachers: They rarely sing the praises of God when it rains. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by DafterPunk in Religion - God - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 5.2

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If only Richard Keys was still employed by Sky- he would've said the Torres transfer didn't break the British transfer record, it smashed it. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by DafterPunk in Celebrities - Richard Keys - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 4.8

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Scott Mills is currently playing his floor fillers of the year on Radio One- if Fred West misses out again I'll be disappointed. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by DafterPunk in Crime - ??? General - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 4.8

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Does the Deputy Prime Minister refer to his penis as his "Third Clegg"? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by DafterPunk in Politics - Lib Dems - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago - Current Score: 4

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On the front cover of Loaded this month "Lucy Pinder as you've never seen her before". With clothes on then? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by DafterPunk in Sex and shit - Pornography - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 2.8

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BBC News: New device 'cancels out the sound of the dentist's drill'. Is this new device ear plugs by any chance? I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by DafterPunk in Illness and mortality - Medical - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 2.8

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How will MTV UK export "Geordie Shore" to America? With subtitles. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by DafterPunk in Racism - Geordies - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 2.6


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