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    • 22
    • Live Jokes:
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Dartagnan's Jokes

Anyone else find that Same Difference are always smiling too much?
I bet there's something incestuous going on there.

But then again, if I was pumping my load into a sister who looked like that, I couldn't help looking pretty smug.
THEY SAY that slow and steady wins the race.
Bollocks! I am an athletics coach specialising in the 100 metre sprint, and I find the best tactic by far is to go as quickly as possible.